Unpublishable--published!

I went on Amazon.com today to see if my new ebook was available yet, and to my great delight, it was. So, now I'm faced with the daunting challenge of marketing the thing, so it doesn't get lost in the mass of published work lurking at Amazon.com. The synopsis my publisher posted concerns me a bit. I'm working on getting it changed to:

"When exploitation horror film director, Guy Wylde, gets tired of wasting his potential on making porn, and when his producer and brother, Larry Wylde, refuses to let him quit, he begins to sabotage his own career in an attempt to get himself fired. The subsequent z-movies—including such atrocities as Attack of the Sofa Squid, The Duct Tape Mummy, and Utterly Pointless Massacre Part 9—develop a cult following. Yet, despite the profits, Larry wishes Guy would abandon his Holy Crusade against their chosen genre. When the conflict climaxes with a horde of Zombie fans marching on the studio demanding to eat Larry’s brains, the end result is murder."

I dunno. I think it's better. But what do I know. I'm just the author.

Anyway, if you're reading this, and you have a Kindle or other e-reader, please pay a visit to Amazon.com and buy a copy of my new ebook, Unpublishable: The Book Isn't Always Better.

Also, Facebook users can join my N. Paul Williams fan page. Not terribly exciting yet, but I'm working on it.